
I was asked for the print out of this? It’s their website but I had to show it anyway thru my phone. I went for the $69.99 facial special I saw on their site. Even though there was too few reviews I decided to go regardless. I’m new to the city and wanted to find a spot near my place.


I’m feel compelled to write this after a sadly disappointing facial. Good experience, but I hope I get a more enthusiastic provider next time. She made me release pretty quickly because of the fast paced robotic stroke. She kept in shape and I loved touching her parts. There was some half-ass teasing of the boys and it felt too forced for me…She started stroking me while I felt up her still-tight body. Her massage was okay, with some pressure style, but the skills were lacking. I thought Sasha was beautiful and I would have given this a higher rating if she wasn’t so unenthusiastic. It seems that more than anything, satisfaction depends on what the customer expects coming in-and, of course, what they expect coming out.

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There’s also RubMaps, a database where users compile meticulous feedback on massage parlors that offer “happy endings,” or manual relief at the end of a massage. FYI: Cindy is at Massage 2018 (used to be S H) 9211 Bolsa #215.This article contains sexually explicit content.Ĭontrary to popular belief, Yelp is far from the only website holding the service industry to higher standards. The other gals looked even older and uglier than Emily. I have no interest in returning to MHF and there's nothing to recommend here. You don't want a 50 year old Chinese lady mouth breathing on you. But when it comes to BV, a 4 is pretty bad. I'd say a 4 out of 10 with 10 being the worst. Between start and finish though, it would be good to point out that the smell was really unbearable. Dicks tend to shrink when you're trying to fuck a member of the Hutt clan. Couldn't do any other positions because my dick shrank and I couldn't get it to cooperate at all. Asked for more tip but was satisfied with what I offered, even though in truth it turned out to be too much for the package that I ended up getting. I don't know if in her youth she got into a knife fight and lost big time or what.Ī 7. Huge vertical scar from sternum to Bush with heavy colloidal tissue build up and discoloration. No shape ass, tits that look like that gave up on life fucking decades ago. The chunks around her midsection give away her age. Her body looks average, but once you unwrap the top and bottom off, OMG you see that she's misshapen like a fat Golum.

5 for a rating score and it seems correct. Face is not unattractive at the door, but once you're in mish, she's just plain ugly. I'll call bullshit on this, because she's older than fuck, had to be at least 50, though looking at her face and fully dressed, she looked passable for 40. He offered a "new girl" and that was Emily, who also said she was new "first time" doing this. You never know if that's the truth or not, but I never seen her before so even if she relocated to another place, I'd never be able to recognize her anyways. Unfortunately, PPS told me that she's gone for good back to China. I cruised around a couple of Viet coffee shops and got all worked up with the nudies refilling my coffee, so on the way out of the area, I decided to check out Cindy at My Happy Feet.
